New Element Discovered
A major research institution (probably funded by a government subsidy) has
just announced the discovery of the most dense element yet known to science.
The new element has been named "Bushcronium". Bushcronium has one neutron,
12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The
symbol for Bushcronium is "Duh". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over
time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere
and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming
isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element
that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise,
since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
The "nucular" reaction alluded to below where Du combines with Foxnewsium
(Fx) when bombarded by a moron beam yields: Duh + m (morons) + Fx = DumFx
which is sometimes phonetically pronounced to describe the nature of the
isodope produced.Statistics: Posted by AlaskaStar — Tue May 29, 2007 2:57 am
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