by AlaskaStar » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:59 am
to prevent your wife from committing the Big "D" and I Don't mean Divorce (Till Death did you part- Suicide or Homicide the only options here), and to keep from removing the roof from the structure called YOUR HOME, I suggest the following safety method:
DO THIS OUTSIDE!!!!
USE SAFETY GEAR!!!!
DO NOT LET THE NEIGHBOR'S KIDS, OR YOUR KIDS IN THE AREA!!!!
DO THIS SOBER! BEER WILL ONLY ACCELERATE THE TIME IT TAKE TO SHOW YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND SAFETY PRECAUTIONS!!!!
HAVE THE VIDEO CAMERA GOING, AND THE PHONE NUMBER FOR THE "DARWIN AWARDS" READY TO DIAL.
Other than those extreme safety precautions, I do note that when doing this, and preparing to fire off an engine, one can only imagine the thoughts rolling through one's head at that moment.
fast heart rate.....
a million "What-IF's???" running in your head...
overkill on the safety.....
thinking about mythbusters......
then the moment....
OH- S###!!! I forgot a little safety thing and the thing made my ears split open from the kaboom!
-note to self....use hearing protection as well as optical protection.
get the picture.....
AlaskaStar
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